Well, it only took 52 years, but Mike's no longer a virgin....no, not THAT way. He went to a strip club, or "dancing emporium" for the first time. A friend took him as a treat when he found he'd never been to one before. Mike thought he was in modeling heaven, and though cameras are not permitted, there's no law against sketching the dancers. These are pages he scribbled as the girls were doing their routines.